Saturday, August 13, 2005

HOW TO BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND - TIP #2:

This is a summer tip -

Get a large, spacious home and make sure it is ice cold.

If you are too poor too afford to get a large, spacious home and keep it ice cold, you shouldn't be dating. You should be working to make some money so that you can afford to someday date.

This tip will improve your relationship with everyone. It will even benefit you -
women are saggier in the stifling heat.

If you are going to selfishly date anyway, even though you can't afford to have a large, spacious home without air conditioning, then at least have a small home free of clutter and implement a THREE FAN cooling system. A two fan cooling system is okay for you, but not for you and a babe. It's not even good enough for you and a prostitute. It's barely even good enough for you and a pet.

So if you want to be a better boyfriend, implement climate control!

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