Wednesday, September 07, 2005

TIP OF THE DAY: MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SMELL

Boyfriends - here's a tip that involves soap. It's never appropriate to smell like a steak sandwich that has been running laps. When you've got that "not so fresh" feeling everywhere, it's time to take a break and head for the room of bath.

Get your ass in that shower! Take the soap and rub it over your ample front area! Scrub up and down your gams in an orderly fashion! Deposit the tip of the soap into the hole where no woman dare go! Slosh it around your two only true friends in life! Shimmy it around your back and neck and face area! Get up in those untoned arm flaps! Get in there! Don't forget to rinse, and shampoo.

Now, as we've all witnessed in cabs, sometimes people smell and either they aren't aware of it, some magical how, or they truly enjoy the reekings of their own gravy. So try the reverse. When you begin to smell that delicious perfume de ew that you love, it's that time again.

But here's an easy rule of thumb: TRY to shower daily. A clean man is a coveted man.

1 Comments:

Blogger Obbop said...

I am NOT gonna' shove a bar of soap up my bunghole for any goofy broad.

Thou art incredibly weird, woman.

Typically weird.

Never shoulda' gave wimmenfolk the vote.

2:58 PM  

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