Getting close to a guy might mean that you'll be very intimate. You might even feel the inside of his butt hole with your finger, if fate allows for it. But after you're done being intimate, in the following moments to hours when you're lounging around the pad, for christ's sake, man, put on some god damn pants. Shorts will do, or sweats, but not denim - not when you're cuddling around the pad. Basically anything cozy and fuzzy will do, soft cotton, fluffy jogging pants. This is stage two of intimacy, called cozy, hugging mode. This is not a time for plastic or parachute pants, nor anything with random exposed velcro patches just for display. Hammer pants might work. Pants on an exposed, cut (or even sorta cut) torso is often a winning vision. But if it's not cut or sorta cut, put pants on your torso, too, in the form of a soft tee shirt, a fuzzy or stretchy top, a fluffy thingy, or something else. Not a towel. Not a too small tank top. Not a rubber haute couture number. Not a scratchy jacket-y thing.
If you're palling around in hang out mode, and one or both of you is always naked during this time, there should be a pile of heroin nearby or certification papers.
I mean, sure, I dig seeing your thingy bouncing around all over the place, especially when it's bouncing around all over the place before, during and even for a time after entry. But it's only cute protruding through your underwear that *should* be white for up to an hour after our savory time. Then it's just...um, dirty.
After that, it's time to remember that you have neighbors, and that no matter how much your girl ***loves!!!!*** you, familiarity, with ANY part of your body, including your body as a whole, clothed or naked, breeds contempt.
On the other hand, don't finish doing it, then jump up and make a mad 50 yard dash to put on your khakis, belt and boat shoes. And for god's sake, don't do a running long jump into the shower directly after sex. It's just fucking rude. If you're that afraid of being dirty, you might as well wash your hands with a brillo pad and pesticides, 48 times a day. You shouldn't be having sex, you should be gargling Murphy's Oil.
Until next time, remember, there's a fine line between being an uptight asshole and toooooo loooooooose. Note and observe the line!